Besides clogging the nozzle of my spray bottle, it seems to be working quite well. I positively doused everything but the lettuce, because, after all, I wouldn't want the trick to backfire (so to speak).
A few days later, Enter, Stage Left: this tantalizing recipe.
"I have pea shoots!" I yelled to my laptop. "I have walnuts, and Parmesan. I even have mint!"
Excitement got the better of me.
You can see where this is headed, of course.
"Delicate," they said. "A burst of intense pea flavor," they said.
I think the salad was good. I'll let you know when my tongue is extinguished.