3rd Grade Joke

Friday, December 3, 2010

3rd Grade Joke

Overheard in the classroom today:

Why did Silly Billy need another shoe?

He grew another foot.

1 comment:

Marie said...: Knee slapper right there!; December 4, 2010 at 12:31 PM

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