If you've been graced to see it, you'll "get" this post. If you haven't... go watch it, NOW (not the Kiera Waif-ly version, but the REAL one)!
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Since it's Friday, there are two freebies for you. One of them requires you to put forth some effort, and the other doesn't.
On Halloween only, you can get a free Black Jack Taco after dark at Taco Bell (no effort, just show up after dark).
Also on Halloween, between the hours of 6pm and close, you can get a free Boo-rito at Chipotle. But it requires you to dress up like a burrito (or a bowl, or a taco).